ano ang funny jokes tagalog
1. ano ang funny jokes tagalog
Answer:
-ito ang mga nakakatawang birong tagalog simula pa nung unang panahon at kapanahonan ng iyong
Ninuno hanggang sa kasalukuyan.
2. tagalog jokes funny logic questions and answers
Answer:
1.Bakit maswerte ang kalendaryo?ANS. Dahil marami siyang date.
2.Bakit malungkot ang kalendaryo?ANS.Kasi bilang na ang araw niya.
Explanation:
3. TELL ME A JOKE VERY FUNNY=BRAINLIEST
Answer:
ito po
Bumili ako sa katinderya nagbayad ako do nmn ako kumain haha
Answer:
i let a rockoon go it rock rolled the racoons and day to day they died from ricky rollos
4. jossa likes people who are kind, thoughtful, funny, and when they are rich answer: because she is a good girl she very joke
Answer:
pa brainliest po maraming salamat po
5. The audience thinks 30\%30% of Brandon's jokes are funny. What fraction of Brandon's jokes does the audience think are funny?
Answer:
Fraction
Everyone from the audience thinks that Brandon's jokes are funny.
Step-by-step explanation:
To arrive at the answer, express 30% /30% as a fraction. Such that 30%/ 30% is equivalent to 30/100/30/100 provided that 30% is equivalent to 30/100 in fractions. Then simplify 30/100/30/100, remember that in simplifying fractions, the numerator should be divided by its denominator. Thus, 30/100/30/100 is equal to 30/100 x 100/30 (inverse of 30/100). The answer will be 1 which means that everyone in the audience thinks that Brandon's jokes are funny.
6. Angela didn't think the joke that the ____ told was very funny.a) triumph. b) nautical. c) humorist
Answer:
c
Explanation:
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Answer:
C. Humorist
Explanation:
is an intellectual who uses humor, or wit, in writing or public speaking, but is not an artist who seeks only to elicit laughs.[1] Humorists are distinct from comedians, who are show business entertainers whose business is to make an audience laugh. It is possible to play both roles in the course of a career.
(i.e. Mark Twain)
I hope I was able to answer your query. Thank you.
7. Funny Jokes in the picture click the picture so you,can see the whole funny jokes
Answer:
Galing sige buut totoo ba
8. pls give some funny jokes or funny joke poems or both thank you! Part of my english recitation we have to make some jokes and ask the other classmates what the answer is
Old people at weddings poke me and say, "You're next."
So i started doing the same thing at funerals.
that's the joke i know that made me laugh really hard ^_^i can run with no feet -car
9. are jokes supposed to be funny?
Answer:
Yesssssssssssssssssss
Answer:
well yes if your the one whose laughing and not the one who you want to make them laugh
Explanation:
some people can relate even i can
10. tell a joke (a funny one) Im depressed :(
Explanation:
sa dinami-dami ng Tao sa mundo, malay mo Wala talagang para sayo
-corny no?
A B C D pinili,
sorry •_•
Answer:
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
Hey,don't be sad
11. What's the correct grammar?- Sometimes joke isn't funny- Sometimes jokes aren't funny
Answer:
- sometimes jokes aren't funny
i guess parehas sila tama
joke - singular
jokes - plural
is - singular
are - plural
12. jokes that doesnt make sense but funny
Answer:
ur question
Explanation:
do u understand
13. tell a funny joke :):):)
anak: ma ano ulam
mama:baka
anak: wow
mama:baka...wLa
Answer:
RIP Boiled Water
No one:
Someone: you will be mist
Explanation:
#punnylife
Q. How do you organize a space party?
A. You planet.
Q. What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A. Toad
14. Tell me a funny joke.
Answer:
look at the window tell me what do you see?
•*.✧ Answer!( hope it doesn't help )
- SmartyMunchkin ✿
15. type of speech tells a joke or funny stories
Answer:
Entertainment speech
Explanation:
Sana makatulong
Entertainment speech- speeches designed to captivate an audience’s attention and regale or amuse them while delivering a clear message16. My uncle likes to tell jokes and entertain people. He's very ___________________. amazing amusing funny hilarious
Answer in explanation:
My uncle likes to tell jokes and entertain people. He's very amusing.
Amusing works the best here!
17. example of 10 jokes funny
Hi I have my friend and my friend just told you I now you have
Answer:
bol bol ko ay kolot kumakati kapag Di kinakamot,,,,yooww
Explanation:
Han pojok
18. Funny jokes click the picture so you can see the funny joke well
is that a baddie Comebacks?
Explanation:
I'm not trying to be mean but it kinda looks like a baddie comebacks
19. The audience thinks 30%, percent of Brandon's jokes are funny. What fraction of Brandon's jokes does the audience think are funny?
Answer:
3/10
Step-by-step explanation:
we can turn percentages into fractions by dividing the rate to 100 or simply by putting 100 on the denominator after removing the percentage symbol.
Example:
30% remove the symbol
30 put 100 as a denominator
30 / 100 simplify by dividing the numerator and denominator to their GCF (10)
3 / 10
20. Make a funny joke, the funniest will get brainliest.
ikagagalit ba ng freezer kung may magaling ako mag patigas sakanya?
Kill the lights
Oh, baby, close your eyes
The way you're looking at me
You've got me mesmerized
Something I can't escape
Feel like I'm lost in space
You've got that good loving
21. i____stop laughing.the joke was too funny.
Answer:
can't
Explanation:
i can't stop laughing.the joke was too funny
Answer:
I can't stop laughing! The joke was too funny.
#CarryOnLearning
hope it helps! Follow for more answers! pabrainliest po
22. tell me a funny joke please
Answer:
ROSAS KA BA?
Explanation:
KASE SA SPACESHIP ISASAKAY KITA BBBOOOMM KELEG
23. The audience thinks 30% of Brandon's jokes are funny. What fraction of Brandon's jokes does the audience think are funny?
Answer:
The audience found [tex]\frac{3}{10}[/tex] of Bradon's jokes funny.
Step-by-step explanation:
1.) We must know that percent means out of a hundred. So by this, we can divide 30 by 100.
[tex]\frac{30}{100}[/tex]
2.) We cannot divide this as the numerator is higher than the denominator, but we do know for a fact that we can SIMPLIFY the fraction. Since the largest factor of 30 and 100 is 10, we must divide both the numerator and the denominator by 10.
[tex]\frac{30/10}{100/10} =\frac{3}{10}[/tex]
24. do you have a funny joke? (if i like the joke i brainliest)
Answer:
what do you call a pig that does karate?
a pork chop
25. write a pick up lines joke about planet earth in the box provided. it should be funny, corny jokes will not be entertained. it could be in english, tagalog or bisaya.
Answer:
If i'm the earth, you're the sun because i cant live without u
Explanation:
qwwq
26. 8. Peter told a very funny Joke9. My dog does not like to be left all10. Snakes live in a
where's the question?
where's the question
27. is fatherless/motherless joke funny? why? or why not?
ANSWER:
No, because if someone let you go you will be hurt.
Answer:
no, it isn't, if you're actually fatherless or motherless. Because it's disrespectful and it hurts.
Explanation:
28. tell me a joke that is really funny
Answer:
Dapat dinamihan mo point sayang bb ka
29. tell me more funny jokes
why the elephant can't play a computer?
because he is scared of the mouse haha
galing Kay G00G13 yung jk
tysm po
30. Tell me a really funny joke...
Answer:
Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
Explanation:
I hope this will make you laugh.